John Watson: Are you familiar with a photon particle?
Sherlock: It is elementary, my dear Watson!
Cop: Stop! Do you know you were speeding at 29979245 m/s? What are you on?
Photon: Nothing! I'm always a "light" traveller.
What did the photon tell MgF2?
- U R destructively interfering between the lens & me.
Why was "light" facing identity crisis?
- It was unable to decide between wave or a particle
- It was unable to decide between wave or a particle
What do Optometrists get when they go tricker treating on Halloween ?
-Eye Candy
-Eye Candy
What do eye lids do when they angry?
- They lash out
Why do Optometrists avoid blind dates?
- They find it difficult to break the eyes.
- They find it difficult to break the eyes.
Why did the teacher ask her students to go to a prism?
- She wanted them to come out with flying colours.
How would Tim Cook describe iContact lenses if they ever get launched?
-Apple of my eyes
Why did the address book wear spectacles?
It lost all it's contacts
Right Eye:Sir Ur number?
Left Eye:(666)666 666
RE: woah that is Satanic.
LE: Yes,I'm Oculus Sinister
What do Optometrists and Woodcutters have in common?
They are both obsessed with the sharpness of their axes
Why did Inferior Oblique get convicted?
Because, it got involved in extorsion and adbuction
A simple pair of glasses can bring a huge change to an individual.
Boom! #Superman becomes #ClarkKent
An eye for an eye makes....
a successful corneal transplant.
What kind of a relationship does telescopes have with binoculars?
A:Long distance
Did I go too far??
What colour would you wear to a Rainbow themed party?
A. White
P1: How did you feel after undergoing LASEK?
P2: Powerless
I prefer to use concave lenses while doing math. It minimises the problems for me.
Being amblyopic and claustrophobic is too much crowd work for a stand up comedian..
A friend: You look a bit fat from this angle..
Me: Optoms, Stops prescribing plus cylinders!!
What did the mother eye tell her lethargic kid?
A: You are such a "Lazy Eye"
With great power comes.....
well, thicker glasses.
What did one eye say to another when it got bored?
Hey, let's converge.
Knock Knock
Whose there?
Light.
Cornea: Light who?
Let me enter, only then you can see..
What is Retina's favourite subject?
A. Geometry. As it is all about rods,cones&cylinders
In the Ocular world, who would make the best leader?
A. Cornea, because it believes in transparency.
Child birth in ocular world would be very easy. The pupil dilates effortlessly!
How can one conquer the globe successfully?
- by wearing Scleral contact lenses
-Borrowed& enhanced
